that one character that u appreciate and find intriguing but also u hope they fall off a cliff and die
studies show that the solution to literally every single case of “i swear ive seen that actor before but i absolutely cannot think of where” is that they were on an episode of law & order 5 years ago
James : When I was eight years old. We were playing hide and seek. I went to the top of the house and hid in a cupboard. I was really annoyed that she caught me. I was quite nasty to my sister when we were younger, not any more. She said ”Aha, you’ve caught me — I’ve caught you.” I said no, What you’ve found is James’s spirit. James is dead. James died and I’m his spirit. I’m here to tell you that you haven’t found me.” Anyway, she ran away crying. I know, you must boo. She ran down stairs and told my grandmother that James was dead. My grandmother came upstairs really upset. She saw me standing at the top of the stairs with a grin on my face. She took her high heeled shoe off and threw it at me and started calling me…Yeah, I was in deep shit for quite a while after that.
this is the greatest blooper
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
We had a limited staff at work today because technically we’re closed but people still had shit to get done. So everyone like rolled out of bed and pulled something on. Boss Man told me he put on a T-shirt and then thought “wait, I’m a manager now, I need a collar,” so he put on a bowling shirt.
(not so)tiny crush on Anna Faris’s husband, Chris Pratt (x)