here’s how the finale really went down:
Ann was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
somehow i never actually expected to see this dumb shit anywhere but online but its really real i touched it i touched the tangible insecurities of men and i felt so powerful
"I made a promise to myself that I would never sign on to a movie that didn't have a script. But then I talked to Joss [Whedon] and I liked him, and I called Robert and I said, 'Robert, what do you think?' And he said, 'Come on. We can do this. We got this, buddy. It's gonna be fun. We'll take care of each other.'"
Okay, this is real. Danny never looked at me like that.
I don’t care about people. I care about him.
1. Why is there not a reality show that just follows President Clinton and President Bush around as they travel around the country in a bus in a national tour to cheer everybody up?
2. No, seriously. As divided as the United States has been over the past decade, wouldn’t it be wonderful to see our two most beloved living former Presidents — former campaign adversaries — drive around the country and just drop in at Waffle Houses or bowling alleys and hang out with regular Americans? I guarantee it would calm people down, ease tensions, and heal the nation’s wounds.
3. William Jefferson Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States of America, used the hashtag “#sockswag” in reference to the unique footwear of the 41st President of the United States, George Herbert Walker Bush.
4. Sure, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson engaged in one of history’s epic pen pal relationships following their Presidencies, but Adams never shaved his head to show support for a child fighting cancer or wore multi-colored cactus socks. And Thomas Jefferson wrote a lot of famous words, but he never used the term “sockswag”, so I think it’s pretty clear that Bush41/Clinton > Adams/Jefferson.
Can Jimmy Carter show up? He could show up on “very special episodes” where they build houses …
And, also, #sockswag
“I don’t want normal and easy and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.”